Wednesday, May 31, 2006


Tried to sell a surfboard. Got a great response:

Am using this medium to notify you of my son's interest in particular brand of surfboard, Hence the need to get in touch with you on the negotiations.Making a check payment now let me know your giving price for the merchandise excluding shipping fare to africa, nigeria preciselly..Shipment will be handled by a shipping agent.
Let me know if its still in good condition and ready to be sold..

E. Molloy

I'm thinking of something like this:

Dear Mr. Molloy,

It takes a caring father to buy their son a '9 foot surfboard.' To be clear, in my part of the US, this means a 9 inch phallic instrument of pleasure, which I'm sure your son told you about since he lives out here and it is common knowledge. I commend you on your open mind and excellent english. Perhaps you could have your son drop by and I could show him how it works. He'll probably want a lesson in 'surfing' which I could also provide at no extra cost. Let me know when he'll show up, I live at: fake address.



Anonymous dr peg said...

shipping fare to NIGERIA???

Surely he could find a surfboard for sale on his side of the Atlantic.

9:52 PM  

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