Monday, February 06, 2006

Send Bill

Send Bill to Africa.

Now, if you don't get the NY Times, the the gist is that Nicholas Kristof, who is a moral hero of our day btw, by bringing Darfur/Sudan into the public light, got pissed off at Bill O'Reilly, who is a blowhard coward of our day btw, by doing nothing but being an all star member of the Bush defense league and calling people like Kristof liberals. Kristof asked Bill to come with him on one of his trips to Darfur:

"You'll have to leave your studio, Bill. You'll encounter pure evil. If you're like me, you'll be scared ... and you'll finally be using your talents for an important cause."

So then, O'Reilly got mad. Because cowards hate it when they are called to do something brave. He said he has a show to run.

Now the game is on. Send Bill to Darfur. Perhaps he'll contract malaria, or compassion, or even humanity! He might get all three!

Here's the best thing. All you have to do is pledge money. Send your PLEDGE to sponsorbill@gmail.com. Don't send real cash, just what you can afford to send Bill away from the place he does damage.

I love this. Kristof looks like a wimp. He looks like a guy who might have gotten beaten up in high school. But he's got a tougher guy inside him than the one in me. For him to go to Darfur, that takes balls. Bill ought to take notice: you cannot out-tough people who are made of iron and who have steel balls. And for that, Kristof is worth the 100 bucks.

5 Comments:

Blogger marybishop said...

I'll send O'Reilly to Darfur, but I'm not paying to bring him back home.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Ern said...

Malaria, compassion, humanity? Well, one out of three might have a shot.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Doc NOS said...

Yeah!

I love the fact that this is 100% a gimick and a trick designed to make idiot O'Reilly look like a coward, which he is.

5:10 PM  
Blogger acumamakiki said...

I'm with Mary, send his ass with a one way ticket. Anytime that Bill looks like an idiot or a fool, is a good day by me!

3:19 AM  
Blogger echrai said...

Ditto to the ladies. I completely agree. :)

11:26 AM  

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