Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Eric Rudolph

I am pro-death in certain cases. Eric Rudolph is one. I find it disgusting that this man is allowed to live, while others are put to death. Capital punishment in this country is capricious and unjust if ER get's life in prison with no chance of execution (at the hands of the state). However, I am happy to report that prison is not fun.

From CNN:

"Revealing his motives for the first time, Eric Robert Rudolph blames the death and violence behind the four bombings he's confessed to in Georgia and Alabama on the legalization of abortion and "aberrant sexual behavior.""

From the Zagat Block (Prison's leading provider of survey-based prison sex.
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Today Eric Robert Rudolph experienced "aberrant sexual behavior" first hand in the "rec room." Says, Mr. "ZOG-killer" McGee, "it was like back on the farm. Except the animals'd never cry like little babies - some of the sheep even got so's they'd enjoy it. And they never did make the mistake of biting Mr. Big."

Apparently Mr. Rudolph "put up" "some of a fight," at least intially, before he was "repeatedly" raped. This accounts for his present "lack of teeth" and "spleen." He is expected to make a partial recovery, however, and the prisoners are looking forward to this "delicate" "Morsel" making his first "tender" steps back into the general population. Says one fan, "I'm gonna make him my personal punk."

Certainly Mr. Rudolph is "no longer what you'd call virginal." However, he has "other charms" our readers may find "a challenge." "A born fighter," he "bites," but no longer has teeth. He also "scratches the hell out of you, so I chewed off his finger for you," but a warning: "he has 9 other fingers."

Overall, this "tasty" "Hot blooded" "morsel" will find himself very busy during showers and "play periods." But if our sources are to be believed, he is "worth the wait" and "worth the fight." We anticipate he will soon be down to one thumb. 4 stars.

3 Comments:

Blogger marybishop said...

One can only hope...

4:55 AM  
Blogger laurenbove said...

What a sick fuck.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous lisa said...

i think rudolph refused to divulge the locations of several pretty serious and unstable stashes of explosives -- that was how he brokered a deal.

i absolutely don't understand how he was allowed to both make the kind of inflammatory statement that he made in court -- as well as the drivel his attorneys were allowed to distribute in the form of a "manifesto." why was he given the right to essentially yell "fire" in a crowded theatre?
he has reached, and surpassed, the limit of free speech.

9:20 PM  

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