Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Condi Rice chops, claws, and hides her fangs.

Rice seemed to enjoy the fight today. It reminded me of Crouching Tiger. Here she shows off her karate chop, saying, "Senator, we can have this discussion in any way that you would like, but I really hope that you will refrain from impuging my ability to discover the data that supported the President's decision to go to war. I'm good at that and if you don't respect it, I will use this chop move on you. It hurts, Graner taught it to me."

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Kerry asked something about something or other. "I have to say that I have never, ever, lost respect for the truth in the service of lying for my president. My hands are killing machines. Here I have the clawed tiger for you, come over here if you dare to see my killing hands." Sadly, this is literal.


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Fight is over, guess who ate the tweety bird? She may be partially responsible for thousands of deaths, but let's just forget about that tonight, OK? "Iran cannot be a legitimate participant in the international system, in international politics, and pursue a nuclear weapon. We do have a secret weapon, and that is why I do not smile with my teeth."
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